mullet

I have a full on mullet hair style. There is no question, it is a mullet and people comment on it everywhere I go. The thing with a mullet is you have to always be in a good mood when you have one because that way people know it's intentional. You have to smile and point at it to let people know that you are aware that you have one and that you actually wanted it that way. Accept it and you will love it like I do. Enjoy it. Then the second you're in a sad mood your hair becomes an enigma. So if you grow a mullet you better be ready to party because the second you try to be serious you get mistaken for a cyborg with no sense of humour sent from the future to feed people jump kicks.