Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Invention intervention

10 inventions the world would be better without

10. the wheel - what's the rush?
9. fire - I know a great sushi place.
8. perfume - personally I adore the aroma of a female, and a female should adore the smell of a man. We should still shower and everything, but do we really need to be walking around smelling like lilac and almond bisque soup?
7. guns - assuming they actually exist, I've only seen them on the news and in movies...and at my buddy Vala's house...
6. golf - so nerdy.
5. interventions - according to the show everyone relapses anyways.
4. electricity - more sex in the daylight folks
3. airplanes - great invention, but what a gastly situation it would be to passenger in one during a proper blunder of sorts.
2. Chinese Juggling sticks- there are like 3 tricks and then you've master them.
1. mirrors- Imagine if neither of us had a clue what we looked like. We would all be so much better looking.

1 comment:

amy dawn said...

You're entertaining- even if I don't agree with all of them ;)