Ghost do exist. They haunt us. But they aren't like Casper the friendly ghost. Ghosts are memories of past lovers that come back to haunt you at the most unexpected times. 'Just when you least expect it, the least expected' (Pet Shop Boys). For example you're walking in the mall and you catch a hint of a past girlfriend's perfume and a memory Slimer pops up and slimes you. You proceed straight to Manchu Wok for sweet and sour chicken balls and a Nestea; her favorite. These ghosts are hard to escape as we can't trap them in an external vault Ala Benkman and the Ghostbusters. But here now are some 1st wave music remedies for unruly memory haunters. Good Luck!
Guilt Ghouls: Instantly make you think 'I made a mistake, I ruined that, I won't do that again'. Guilt ghouls make you instantly regret what happened and can ruin the next few hours of your day. Remedy: Duran Duran 'Ordinary World' on full blast pronto.
Nostalgia Goblin: the hint of a nostalgia goblin in the air provokes "what could have been, what should have been". Instantly you wish you were back with that sexy troll under a bridge frolicking getting ready to go to a Myer for more frolicks. Remedy: Tears for Fears 'Head over Heels' alone sitting in your car windows up.
The Heebie Geebies : The haunting of a ghost you would never want to encounter again. You get disgusted by the fact that you had a relationship with this ghost. Remedy: Journey 'Don't Stop Believing' full blast and sing along.
learning experiences flying dog (still working on the name): A ghost that makes you proud to have encountered that special someone. It's a warm fuzzy memory that leaves you slightly happier. Increase the buzz: The Never Ending Story and a small bag of sour patch kids.
And remember: You've got the looks, I've got the brains, lets make lots of money.
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