Thursday, February 12, 2009

GIRL RATING

girl's #/10: adjective/description - reality

10: perfect, 10/10, disgustingly perfect, fucking (insert creative adjective here), flawless, dream girl, delicious, 'depressing how hot she is'- guys will never try to hook up other guys with 10s because it is an insult to even suggest to them that they have trouble finding men.

9: stunning, goregous, super hot, awesome, exotic, banging, smoking - again rarely have trouble with guys. If they do they would never agree to a blind date.

8: really hot, sexy, cute, 'there's something about her', awesome, wicked* - notice personality starts being suggested through adjectives but again a true find. Physically marriable if personality is awesome.

7: pretty, cute, really fun!, smart, kinda hot - creativety in adjectives is lost. No one ever wrote a poem about a 7. (practice girl)

6.5: 'cleans up nice'

6: bangable, kinda cute, "I could see how someone would", petite - very industrial description (goverment workers)

5: average, nice smile, really smart- under the radar, but the greatest people you'd ever meet.

4: homely, great - not only unattractive physically, but bitter and angry as well

3: dirty - drug addict, teeth missing, overweight, and angry- completely self destructive

2: unfortunate- maybe doesn't have all her limbs, diseases, has a serious physical ailement.

1: gross, unfortunate, not her fault - stays indoors

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