The phantom text

Phantom text: A text message that is sent but never acknowledged. Sometime we send a text we probably should have thought twice before sending. Maybe it was the wrong time of day, the wrong person, or maybe the conversation was just so done that an extra text was completely uncalled for. Maybe you said the wrong thing, of sent it too quickly. Quite often a text of this nature goes unanswered; yep, a text message that doesn't get a response. This text message becomes a phantom because the next time you see the receipent it is as if the text message was never sent. They don't mention it and neither do you. It is as if this text message never happened...it is a phantom, stuck in your text history and theirs. However, never spoken of or discusssed ever again. However it is a phatom because it is not truely forgotten. It does haunt your chances of ever having sex with the receipent.

The Cat and Mouse text

Cat and Mouse text: When you send a text to someone you know you can 'hook up'; usually someone you've hooked up with in the past. You send them a text message at the beginning of the night(around 7pm-ish). This text simply initiates conversation and gets the ball rolling on a back and forth text conversation. As the night progresses you continue to 'flirt' text back and forth with your mouse, not making any drastic statements or questions. The nature tends to be "What you up to tonight?" , "Where you going to be tonight?". This continues untill you make a diagnosis of how your immediate situation is going to end. Often when playing cat and mouse, it isuncertain of which one of you is the mouse. It isn't always the person who sent the first text....here are some possible ending to a Cat and Mouse scenario:

a) You don't find someone in your proximity to hook up with so you drop a 'be there in 10mins text' to your mouse. This occurs if you have given up on your search for someone in your proximity, usually at the end of the night, and now you want to meet up with your mouse to close the deal. It's not ideal but at least you're 'hooking up'.

b) You actually found someone in your proximity. You thus stop texting your mouse, tell your mouse you'll ttyl, or you ignore the rest of the texts that night and then the next day tell them your phone died.

c) Your mouse finds someone in her proximity, rendering you the mouse.

daily advice

If you grind your teeth, you're not getting laid enough.

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men that sleep alone and naked, end up with pretzel dick.

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Advice of the day

The other day a friend of mine went to the bathroom (#2). He flushed, but due to weak water pressure not all was flushed down. I followed into the bathroom shortly after to urinate and did so in his soiled bowl. I yelled to my friend as I was urinating that he forgot to flush and that it was disgusting. He apologized, but then quickly pondered asking me, "Did you just urinate on my fecus?". I remarked...."yes" as I flushed. He responded, "I love you to man."