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Script developed from overhearing a conversation on racism.
Dillon: Look at this picture (Dillon shows Luke a picture, on facebook, of a white person with his face painted brown in a picture posing on Halloween) so fucking racist.
Luke: I don't necessarily think it's racist man. That guy is an idiot though.
Dillon: Are you kidding, look at his face! You don't think it's racist that this guy sloppily painted his face brown and then went to a party like that?
Luke: Guy's a knob, but, what, because he didn't put pride into his face painting he's a racist?
Dillon: Are you kidding? He looks like Mr. Hanky from South park.
Luke: It's all dependant of how you portray yourself when you're dressed like that. Knowing that guy he probably was seen as an idiot, but some people could pull it off and not be seen as racist.
Dillon: I don't know about that. If Will Ferrell dressed like that on Saturday night live he'd destroy his career.
Luke: Maybe. Maybe not, depends on how he does it. He'd probably be hilarious.
Dillon: No way. Bottom line is this guy would get his ass kicked if a black guy saw him like that.
Luke: you're being racist right now suggesting that black people would react violently.
Dillon: what? Any race would be offended. He's painted brown! and wearing a piece of shit Afro wig! I'm offended!
Luke: Bottom line is it doesn't matter how racist you think it is, it only matters if black people think it's bad. Approach a black person at the bar tonight and ask them if they think it is offensive for a white person to paint there face black.
Dillon: You mean cheap brown colour.
Luke: fine.
Dillon: (thinks about it) No fucking way.
Luke: racist.
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