Interior Jack Astor's Bar and Grill
Conor(27), and Tony(28), sit at a booth with a construction paper place mat. A waiter approaches the table, writes his name..."JASON!"... on the table with a crayon and then hands the boys menus.
Jason: Thanks for coming to Jack Astor's. First time to a Jack's or...?
Conor: Not even close Jason we're practically tenants (smiles). We come here all the time. Yeah so, I think we're ready to order, I don't even need to look at this. Tony, do you want to go or should I just...
Tony studies the menu.
Tony: Uhh, bro, go ahead, I just want to check one thing.
Conor: Okay, we'll split the beef nachos--
Tony:(interupts) Uhh, I think for today, you go ahead, I might not.
Conor: No splits on the beef nachos?
Tony: Umm, it's just, just go without me for this one I think today.
Conor: Is it the beef? No beef is fine with me.
Tony: It's not that, the beef is fine, just go with it and I'm going to hang back.
Conor: (shocked) Alright. I'll just get a small beef nachos. And we'll have the chicken fajitas for two--
Tony: Uhh. I don't think I'm going to--
Conor: sorry steak--
Tony: It's not the meat selection, it's just, today, because, normally, you know what, you get them. I'm going to pass.
Conor: So no fajitas for two...? Fajitas for just 1, you sure?
Tony: umm, pretty sure, yeah.
Conor: should Jason come back?
Tony: No.
Conor: Fine. So I guess I'll get the fajitas for one, and I'll get a corona, unless ,Tony, what do you think about one of those buckets of little coronitas--
Tony: Nope.
Conor: Of course. Small nachos, fajitas, and a fucking corona, all for 1.
Jason: Got it. (to Tony) Do you need some more time sir?
Tony: (thinks about it) you know what, I'll just get the same.
Conor is mesmerized and stares at Tony in disbelief.
Jason: Got it. Ill be right back with your individual beers.
Jason grabs the menus and walks off. Conor is stunned as Tony avoids eye contact.
Conor: Dude? have you lost your mind?
Tony: What? I just wanted to try it this way for a change.
Conor: It's way cheaper if we split, plus, I thought you were driving?
Tony: It's one beer dude, not a whole bucket.
Conor and Tony sit in silence. They both pick up crayons and draw on the construction paper.
End of scene 1 - stay tuned for the meal.... coming soon.....
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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3 comments:
words can't describe how funny i think this is, and i kind of feel weird that i think it's funny.
words can't describe how funny i think this is, and i kind of feel weird that i think it's funny.
stay tuned Kevin- the meal is on it's way..
love you
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