Would you go Sober if....

Would you go sober if...

You died in a fire: Say you had a fire at your apartment caused by a ciggarette butt thrown in a garbage bin while you were drunk, passed out on the floor in your room in a puddle of your own puke. A fireman rushed through your blazing apartment, and hauled you out. You were covered in black soot and had no vital signs upon arrival at the hospital but they shocked you back to life. You were dead for 2 minutes. People ask you all the time what it was like to be dead and you answer; 'it was a very relaxed small feeling'. You remember it very well. It was like...sleeping. You never get bored of being in a deep sleep, so from now on you're not really scared of death.

then.......

You went to jail for drunk driving: So you didn't learn from your death and kept drinking. Got busted behind the wheel completely hammered and told the cops you refused to take a breathalizer. They tossed you in the back of the car, after smacking you around a few times. You spent the night in jail. Had to go to AA. Went 3 times and then quit.

then...

Drunk driving again: Got caught again, but was let off the hook for 'being honest'.

Public urination: jail time. The night before your Big ten tennis championship semi-finals.

Drugs: lots of drugs, the big ones, not on purpose, when your drunk only.