Advice of the day

The other day a friend of mine went to the bathroom (#2). He flushed, but due to weak water pressure not all was flushed down. I followed into the bathroom shortly after to urinate and did so in his soiled bowl. I yelled to my friend as I was urinating that he forgot to flush and that it was disgusting. He apologized, but then quickly pondered asking me, "Did you just urinate on my fecus?". I remarked...."yes" as I flushed. He responded, "I love you to man."